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The white jersey canvas carries a cheeky, hand-illustrated grumpy cat clutching a coffee cup with bold lettering: “NO!!! Not Before Coffee.” Short sleeves and a neat crew neckline keep the look classic; the breathable Airlume combed cotton feels cool under a jacket or solo on warm days. It sits as a relaxed retail fit that lets the print take center stage while staying easy to move in. This shirt belongs to anyone who answers emails after their first cup, loves tongue-in-cheek humor, and wants clothing that reads like a morning mantra.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — classic, easy to layer and accessorize\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied using DTF or DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, REACH certified materials, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association\/WRAP)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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